- My boss sees that I’ve closed 2 priority tickets in a timely manner thus meeting quarterly goals
- He gets executed during the next quarterly staff “restructuring”
- The king is dead, long live the king
- I see our new goals are for even faster close time
- Babylon falls, the wheel turns
Should’ve just dug ditches for the army at least I’d be staying fit.
I don’t want to shatter dreams but the Who’s Who Almanac was a vanity publication. They would include a colossal list of names and then email the “selected” winners asking if they want to upgrade their profile. You could buy a full page bio for the next year’s edition or buy other overpriced garbage. Found this article that gives a great summary about a guy who won it in high school.
My uncle worked at a firm in the 90’s. One time they had two promising interviewees but couldn’t decide who to hire. They found one of the guys paid for a full page bio in the Who’s Who almanac and hired the other one.