Uber has been fucked since the very beginning.

The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds #271 - Uber (NSFW)

You’re telling me my Extreme Sport Muscle Mustang Power Jizm scent isn’t preferred by women!?

Skibidi jogging

“What am context?”

Can you overdose and die from ketamine? Can he…? Please??

My 401k is being destroyed by an orange idiot who’s literally enjoyed entitlement his entire life. When I’m too old to work, I’ll just die.

“get 4 cats”, got it.

It’s literally just project 2025. Fascism in action, and we’re all witnessing it…

I think they’re saying “beads”.

Is it a new game with Michael Ironside voicing Sam Fisher? No…? Then I don’t care.

I’m assuming it’s not a window on a real cow, or “cowborg”, turning it into some sort of unholy fusion of metal, bovine, and glass.

Normally, I fear nothing, real or imagined. But this kid scares me.

“haluciots”?

Okay, well they deserve some kind of treat, but I’ll defer to your professional judgement… Thanks for taking care of Mowgli!

It’s in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don’t want to risk remembering this…

Gooble Gobble!

Does it get to eat the apple…?

One large southern lady, just like me lol

This is what I’m picturing:

Are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate? What kind of robot turns down a blast of searing hot resin?