“Have you installed Arch yet?”

If people are in zoot suits, that’s a riot.

It was a fun little experiment to use for about 15 minutes. Won’t miss it.

Except as soon as one person pops off, every cop with the state-funded military gear will indiscriminately return fire because they really really want to use all of their bullets at once then go home and beat their spouses on paid leave.

Great for those fridge bagels too!

But who will announce that the stars at night are big and bright?

Corporate Memphis, and I’ll get ahead of the curve, whatever its successor is. Probably some kind of AI-chic.

Department of Agriculture now brought to you by Monsanto! You’re growing them, but they’re our IP!

hee hee

Just going at it like two whores at the great capitalist gangbang.

Yeah that’s absolutely how they lure people in. Sensible issues to be concerned about, starts out normal, then about two links of thought in, the tinfoil hats come out and the solution is fucking nuts.

This is what I assume is baseline, not sure why we need two whole minutes.

Bold of them to assume cops have imaginations.

It’ll start condensing on the ceiling and falling directly on him

Throw some more leaves in the pool to keep him busy.

I’ll take “horrifically nauseous and hovering over a toilet forever and ever” for 400, Alex.

His son’s phone alert goes off with the camgirl tip noises

dingdingdingdingding

“DAD it’s CHRISTMAS EVE”

Alarm is the hypnotoad sound. No ringtones for calls, just vibration.

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

Second Eyes Wide Shut because Tom Cruise would never not take a role 100% seriously even as muppet chaos unfolds.